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This, ladies and gentlemen, is a polar bear. Wait, turn around. TURN. AROUND.
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Polar bears are like regular bears, except they have white fur, live in the Arctic, and always act like they're the drunkest kid at the party.
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Like, this polar bear looks like it took one too many shots of tequila.
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"Oh hot damn look at my party hat!"
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Sit down, polar bear. You're drunk.
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This is what happens when you try to open Christmas presents after having too many glasses of spiked cider at dinner.
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~I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth.~
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Then you act all cute, because you're trying to impress your crush.
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"Hey there, ~good-lookin~."
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Or you see your crush talking to someone else, and you start to feel sassy.
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And then someone shades you and your gang and all you can do is just glare back at them.
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"Guys it's OK... let's just go to another bar."
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Don't try to recreate the "Wrecking Ball" music video, polar bear. DON'T.
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When you slip and fall walking out of the club because you're a lil ~tipsy~.
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You're hammered and you just NEED a slice of pizza to survive. NEED.
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But it's time to go home. You're drunk and just need to take an Uber home even though there's surge pricing.
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"Just take me home!!!"
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You get home after a LONG night and collapse onto your bed.
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But you wake up and realize you left your tab open and your credit card at the bar.
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Then you realize how hungover you are.
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"HOW MUCH did I have to drink last night?!?!"
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"We're never drinking again."
