1. When you're cold, but not "get up and grab a blanket" cold.
2. When you're tired, but not "get up and turn off the lights" tired.
3. Or when you can't even muster the willpower to reach for the switch.
4. Or when you try to trick others into doing it for you.
5. When you can't be bothered to type out your texts.
6. When you figure this is easier than finding your own shoes.
7. Deciding that the couch is just as good as bed, and way more convenient.
8. When going out and facing the world is just about all you can take for one day.
9. When you're tired but remember how much you're paying for your education.
10. When it's below 50 outside and you're out of gas.
11. Or when it's garbage day.
12. When the sink gets so bad you just start avoiding the kitchen entirely.
13. When you've played that game to see who finally tips over the garbage and has to take it out.
14. When FaceTiming your pizza seems easier than setting a timer.
15. When you had all day to do something but forgot about it until it was too late.
16. When you're too lazy to get up and click "continue watching" and you just let the show turn off.
17. When you finally just give up on dishes.
18. When your dirty clothes go on the ground, and the clean ones go on "the chair."
19. When you figure, "They'll just evaporate, right?"
20. When you go to great lengths just to avoid hanging out with someone.
21. When you figure that someone better equipped for this sort of advanced calculation can do all the hard work for you.
22. And just giving up and doing this in public.
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