Check out these pics of Jean-Claude Van Damme sparring with 'dangerous' Nate and Nick Diaz

Somewhere in the bowels of Trader Todd's, atop a throne of crushed beer cans, Donald Gibb weeps.

Longtime chop-socky film star Jean-Claude Van Damme, who is no stranger to the world of mixed martial arts (for better or for worse), was recently pounding pads with "dangerous" Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) contenders Nate and Nick Diaz.

And "JCVD" has the snapshots to prove it.

Had fun sparring with Nick Diaz today @nickdiaz209 #wardiaz #JCVD #TeamJCVD #mma #ufc pic.twitter.com/PUNMCX7LwK

— JCVD Official (@JCVD) May 2, 2016

Training with a very dangerous man #TeamJCVD #JCVD #natediaz #WarDiaz #mma @NateDiaz209 pic.twitter.com/nHaFJO06eC

— JCVD Official (@JCVD) May 1, 2016

Great workout today

W/ @natediaz209 @nickdiaz209 @anchorsocial #TeamJCVD #JCVD #NickDiaz #NateDiaz #mma pic.twitter.com/o0dA72zruI

— JCVD Official (@JCVD) May 2, 2016

Chillin with big @natediaz209

Taken on a @keyfern55 custom✌ ️#TeamJCVD #JCVD #WarDiaz #natediaz #mma pic.twitter.com/K26aKvjbL4

— JCVD Official (@JCVD) April 30, 2016

Sorry, but Chong Li would run through Stockton like Godzilla ran through Tokyo.

Older brother Nick is expected to return at the end of the summer following his recent disciplinary suspension from Nevada State Athletic Commission (NSAC). Nate, meanwhile, is playing tag with something-weight nemesis Conor McGregor.

Don't be jealous, homie.

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