In case you thought he was being overly dramatic:
Bellator heavyweight slugger Dhafir Harris -- billed as "DaDa 5000" for reasons not yet explained -- was hospitalized for heart failure in the wake of his Bellator 149 loss to Kimbo Slice back in February.
While it was widely-panned as one of the worst fights in the history of mixed martial arts (MMA), Harris flirted with death on several occasions during his lengthy hospital stay, turning a punchline into a potential tragedy.
Fortunately, the 38-year-old brawler made a full recovery after his Spike TV scare and judging by his spamtastic onslaught of hashtags, already sounds ready for another fight.
How about no?